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Testimonials

Helen Cole

CEO

Software Development Company

My teeth are really white.  Me?  Not so much.

Adam Kant

Business Development Manager

Venture Capital Firm

I bought the Dylan McDermot starter kit, and I have an eerie fascination with Trivago

Joyce Watkins

Senior Risk Officer

Investment Management Company

Somebody farted at a wedding rehearsal - it smells bad, but it was kinda funny.  I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Debra Ward

HR Director

Biotech Company

I hate you.  I hate everybody.  And I am better than you.

Jack Bryan

VP Marketing & Sales

Internet Company

I'm the most normal looking SOB on this page

Harold Dean

Founder

Boutique Consulting Firm

I applied for the Santa Claus position, but I wasn't fat enough.  Now I find work for Kenny Rogers impersonators.  You got to know when to hold 'em...

Diedrich Jones

Creative Director

Advertising Agency

I like to come off as a badass, but my mom was the one who dressed me this morning

Ebenezer Jacobs

EVP Client Relations

Non-Profit

I am ecstatic that I haven't soiled myself yet today

Sterling Gray Maxwell

Partner

Supply Chain Management

Somebody asked me hours ago what's up...

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