Testimonials

Helen Cole
CEO
Software Development Company
My teeth are really white. Me? Not so much.

Adam Kant
Business Development Manager
Venture Capital Firm
I bought the Dylan McDermot starter kit, and I have an eerie fascination with Trivago

Joyce Watkins
Senior Risk Officer
Investment Management Company
Somebody farted at a wedding rehearsal - it smells bad, but it was kinda funny. I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Debra Ward
HR Director
Biotech Company
I hate you. I hate everybody. And I am better than you.

Jack Bryan
VP Marketing & Sales
Internet Company
I'm the most normal looking SOB on this page

Harold Dean
Founder
Boutique Consulting Firm
I applied for the Santa Claus position, but I wasn't fat enough. Now I find work for Kenny Rogers impersonators. You got to know when to hold 'em...

Diedrich Jones
Creative Director
Advertising Agency
I like to come off as a badass, but my mom was the one who dressed me this morning

Ebenezer Jacobs
EVP Client Relations
Non-Profit
I am ecstatic that I haven't soiled myself yet today

Sterling Gray Maxwell
Partner
Supply Chain Management
Somebody asked me hours ago what's up...
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